Literature
How to Wake Your Denmark (DenNor)
Norway awoke as usual. The pale light shafting through the curtains hinted at a lovely, early morning, accented by birds singing cheerfully about the joys of spring. He rose from the bed almost immediately, stretched, sighed, and was about to prepare for the day when he heard a rather loud snore. He looked down at the source and remembered where he was. A blond Dane was sprawled over the other half of the bed in pure, unadulterated bliss. Norway aimed to fix that.
He started gently. "Hey, idiot, get up. You're driving me to work today."
Denmark mumbled something incoherent and rolled over.
With a snort of contempt, Norway reached over to t